Jack & The Beanstalk - P*ssed Up Panto

Following the SELLOUT success of Cinderella & Aladdin, Made to Measure Productions are BACK on the road with a hilarious new P*ssed Up Panto - Jack and the Beanstalk!

Have you ever watched a pantomime and wondered what mischief the cast would get up to if there weren’t any children in the audience? What happens when the cast have had one-too-many?! Now’s your chance to find out…!

This unique production is not for the faint-hearted - it’s panto as you’ve never seen it before! The show is packed to the brim full of innuendo, hilarious comedy routines, parodies of well-known songs and audience participation, creating a performance that’s sure to be hilarious, cheeky, saucy and sometimes just a little bit naughty...okay...very naughty...!

Along with all the usual adult panto fun, the audience vote each night for the one performer who must complete savage drinking challenges throughout the show. As the victim gets slowly more and more sozzled, they must, along with the rest of the cast, keep the show rolling on to it’s happy climax...!

Starring a whole host of experienced, professional pantomime performers, and one or two professional drinkers, alongside a dazzling ensemble cast, stunning scenery, great music and side-splitting comedy routines this is a night that audiences will remember for the rest of their lives!

Just how impressive is Jack’s Beanstalk?! There’s only one way to find out…boys and girls!

Recommended Age: Strictly 16+

Please Note: This production features strong language, adult themes and is not suitable for the easily offended.


Tickets: £28 | Friends: £25 | Groups of 10 or more: £25.50